Thinking about you today Toni!! (a lot)

Bah. I have to go to another funeral today. Not a family member this time, but a close family friend. Fuck cancer.

If you can tell what day it is, by the number of empty keurig coffee pods, on the counter,..you would be me. Happy 5 empty containers day. (that would make it Friday) No, YOU throw them away. I’m busy.

And now here’s a little homeowner’s story for you: Our garage door opener is the one that came with the house. (The house was built in the 60’s.) It is an ironclad beast. The remotes look like they were made by Fred Flintstone (they look so bad that ‘The Boy’ declined to carry one in his car, for fear his friends would see it and start calling him BamBam.) Yesterday the garage door opener expired. RIP ironclad beast. I am secretly excited to see what new modern day garage door opener remotes look like. I hope they’re bedazzled and have neon lights!! OMG! OMG! Should I really be this excited?!

And now previews from my next posting: It was a pretty nice neighborhood. A neighborhood where everybody did their part to make sure their yards looked good…that is, until,….THEY moved in.

I love getting ready for outdoor sporting events only to find out it’s raining.

I love getting emails for free Dunkin Donuts especially since there’s not one anywhere near our town.

I love opening TWO brand new bottles of expensive hand lotion only to find out they have expired and smell like the Incredible Hulk’s arm pits.

I love cooking an entire meal and then finding out that I didn’t turn the oven on, when the timer goes off.

I love when you find out your new conditioner doesn’t detangle your long hair. Not. One. Tiny. Bit. And now my hair is a lot thinner.

I love when the trash man comes a day late, because now my trash is over TWO weeks old. Something, something, Incredible Hulk’s arm pits.

I love Dr. Phil. (Okay, I can’t even say that one with a straight face)

It’s Thursday right? I love when you think Thursday is really Friday…..Okay, I’m done. That’s all the love I can give out right now.

Where did my short term memory go? (see what I did there?)

Just spent the day at the pool with good friends, Cosmo’s, what the friend calls “crack dip”, and then (when the Cosmo’s were all gone) a drink that tasted like Chanel #5. I highly do not recommend this drink, unless you plan to pour it on your body, in which case, you will smell marvelous. Just another day at the P & P. (pool and patio for those of you who are new)

I may be a little bit tipsy.. while smelling marvelous.

My boy takes the stage at the Detroit Electronic Music Festival in less than an hour!! I’m a little bit more than excited for him!

Enjoy the rest of your day!!!

Tomorrow my boy is playing at the 2012 Movement: Detroit Electronic Music Festival. (This is huge.) I am so proud and happy for him. I hope he has the time of his life!!!

‘The Man’ has been home 2 days. He noticed the yard work I did. He even noticed I dropped a couple of pounds. Which can only mean one thing, “Who is this guy? And what have you done with my husband??”

All the yard work is done. Let the week-end begin!!!

‘The Man’ gets home tonight. If he doesn’t notice what I did and how hard I worked to make this place look nice, he’s in biiiiig trouble. J/K, he never notices anything. But the yard looks great and I’ll just be over here, in the pool, sipping cocktails, and omg am I sore!!!

Okay, so none of you jokers showed up, so it looks like I have to mow. I’ll be back later to bitch about this, some more, when I’m done.

Oh, and I’m taking you out of the will!!