Okay, we’re an hour into this thing and I’ve only had 4 trick or treaters. (two were babies so they really don’t count)
'The Man', thinking we weren't going to have enough candy, (because I have been eating it for the last two weeks), stopped at the store and bought more. Great, just great!
You see, the thing is, we live on a street where the houses are quite far apart. That means more effort to get less candy than on the next block over, where houses are closer and the bags get fuller faster.
So, who cares, that just means more candy for me, …Lazy bastards!