It’s Monday. It’s raining out. I don’t have anywhere to go except a softball game tonight, but, heh-heh, it’s raining so I don’t think I have to worry about that one.
The neighbor’s dog is barking, but you know what? That’s what dog’s do. They bark. They’re dogs. I feel bad for that dog because she’s stuck living with the biggest jackasses on the earth. Too bad dogs can’t choose people, instead of people choosing dogs.
The ‘jackass neighbor’ is putting up a new fence, so today the fence is down. That’s right, that means there is no fence at all. Today I wish for Bailey’s escape. RUN BAILEY RUN!!!
Oh look! Bailey’s outside. She’s not running. It’s too late. Their stupid has already rubbed off on her. Sorry Bailey. Looks like you’ll never graduate with honors. You’ll never get a real doggie job. You’ll never learn how to “sit” and be rewarded with a yummy doggie biscuit, because you’re stupid. Just like your stupid owners. Your life could’ve been so much different. I will silently weep for you. And in my mind, I am giving you a biscuit, because dog’s deserve biscuits …and smart owners.
Happy Monday all you smart people with dogs!! Okay, even you stupid ones! Alright then, even you people without dogs. (Smart and dumb) Everybody happy now?!!