It’s Monday. It’s raining out. I don’t have anywhere to go except a softball game tonight, but, heh-heh, it’s raining so I don’t think I have to worry about that one. The neighbor’s dog is barking, but you know what? That’s what dog’s do. They bark. They’re dogs. I feel bad for that dog because she’s stuck living with the biggest...
It’s kinda pretty out. Have a nice day!! *Today’s coffee= Caramel Drizzle (fo shizzle)
Let Me Clarify This..
When I put LOL, i’m like “oh ha-ha..that was funny”. But when I type out laughing out loud, that means I’m really laughing out loud. See, there’s a difference. Good. I’m glad we got that straightened out. I feel a whole lot better about this, now that you know. Carry on.
Today is better. Currently sipping on coke with butterscotch schnapps in it. (it’s better than you would think) Happy Caturday (without the cat)
I knew you would all probably want to know that today is my #1 son’s birthday! *Cue the music* On this day several years ago, I shot out an amazingly intelligent and handsome human being. I was young, naive, and sooo not ready to be pee’d on. Every year, he grew and grew, until one day he graduated, as Valedictorian (i told you he was intelligent) and then went off to college, got a...
Make A Wish~
I wish my mom was the kind of mom that I am with my daughter. (I know that’s not going to happen. It’s too late in the game. She doesn’t know how to connect on a personal level and that’s too bad, because we could be awesome friends. She’s a nice lady though, so there’s that.) I wish my girlfriend didn’t have to go through the pain of losing her only...
It's Fr-eye-day Fr-eye-day
For Fr-eye-day I’d like you to know that I just got back from the Fr-eye-doctor and the Central Serous Retinopathy that I had in my left eye, AKA the big purple neon frisbee, is completely gone! Huzzah! (i’m allowed to say that, cause it’s gone, dammit!) No pictures right now because we have some serious dilated goodness going on. Freyeday, we got it!
*Big Frustrated Scream Here
You know, thank goodness, sometimes you can go months, even years, without having someone you know die and leave this earthly plain. And then, BOOM, all of a sudden, two equally important people die on the same day. So, you know what that means don’t you? That’s right. Both of the funerals are on the same day, and of course, at the same time. NOW WHAT DO I DO??? Proving, once again,...
You guys really do make a person feel better, you know!
Omg, and now I just got a call that my girlfriend’s daughter died today. Enough already, please!!
My sister’s mother-in-law died. Found out my brother has cancer. I had to go to the dentist. What a day! Yay for no cavities, I guess.
So there’s this golf course behind our house. Like, not RIGHT, right behind our house, but close enough that I can see the golfers, if I go stand at the edge of the woods, and take my camera, and zoom in, and my boy is out there golfing, and oh my god, I’m not a stalker. I am not a stalker!!! Whoa, reality check.
Wait, What's That Smell???
The shampoo smells like heaven. The conditioner smells like cat piss. So, right now, my hair smells like heavenly cat piss. Happy Thursday! You might want to sit over there —->
Yesterday I ate all the pretzel buns. Today I will not. (Because they’re all gone, idget!!) So, back on the ol diet today. Happy Wednesday!
Yesterday it was a beautiful “you can wear shorts” kind of day. Today it is freezing and I’m not going out. Make no mistake, I am still wearing shorts.. I’m just not going out. I am so cold I thought about trying to find one of those snuggie things. And then I thought, yeah, NO. *So warm coffee and Bailey’s it is. Yo, Truthful Tuesday is hard. It’s like...
So, just as I suspected, ‘The Boy’ had a party while I was gone. Good God, he’s just like me!!! P.S., my livingroom carpet smells like beer. Yummy. And somewhere, some girl is walking around in my Ralph Lauren slip on sandals. So, I’ll just be fetching the mail in these 6 inch spiked black wedge’s today. Happy Monday beautiful people!!!
Good morning! I feel fine. NO REALLY, I FEEL FINE!! See you in a bit
So, we’re here! Come see me in the lobby. CHSH
We’re in Indiana. Thanks for putting your “welcome to Indiana” sign back up. That was nice. Small, but nice!
And we’re off. Be there in about 3 hours Chicago!!
Welp, I’m up and I should be packing and getting ready to leave for Chicago, but I’m here, instead, reading about all of you, already in Chicago. I wasn’t going to tell you this, because I know you will die from the excitement, but, we aren’t staying at The Daughter’s apartment this time. We’re staying at the hotel! I know right? You are gonna get soooo sick...
95% packed for CHSH. Now, where’d I put that flask?
Dear person who creates the weather, I just went out and bought a bunch of tank tops and shorts. STOP SNOWING!!! This is just a bad dream, right?
I was going to say “good morning” to all my peeps …but then I remembered I ate them all. *walks away with head hanging.
That thing where you don’t have to wake up early to hide Easter eggs anymore but you wake up at 5 a.m. anyway? Yeah, I got it. Good morning & Happy Easter!!!
We bought all the stuff at all the stores. The end.
Going to the airport to pick up my baby!!!
I would like to thank Gloria Jean for this mornings fabulous coffee. Mmm, butter toffee. My girl is coming home tonight, for the Easter weekend, and all I can think is “yay, shopping”!! I’m getting my hair cut tomorrow. She’s getting her hair cut tomorrow. We’re all getting our hair cut tomorrow. (kinda freaking out, I never get my hair cut) If you were supportive,...
When one your sisters spends all her time trying to make you look bad to others, you know you did a good job, because she’s obviously extremely jealous of you. I did a good job! I DID A GOOD JOB!!!
Remember when sponge painting was cool? Yeah, I’ll be painting over that shit today. Happy Monday!!
You know that thing where you ask ‘The Man’ to help you with a couple of missions you want to complete, because you need a little help to get it done? But now he can’t help you because he can’t seeeee?? ..BECAUSE HE CLOSES HIS EYES WHEN HE’S SLEEPING??? Yeah, that. (sorry, hope I didn’t break your eardrum)