I love getting ready for outdoor sporting events only to find out it’s raining.
I love getting emails for free Dunkin Donuts especially since there’s not one anywhere near our town.
I love opening TWO brand new bottles of expensive hand lotion only to find out they have expired and smell like the Incredible Hulk’s arm pits.
I love cooking an entire meal and then finding out that I didn’t turn the oven on, when the timer goes off.
I love when you find out your new conditioner doesn’t detangle your long hair. Not. One. Tiny. Bit. And now my hair is a lot thinner.
I love when the trash man comes a day late, because now my trash is over TWO weeks old. Something, something, Incredible Hulk’s arm pits.
I love Dr. Phil. (Okay, I can’t even say that one with a straight face)
It’s Thursday right? I love when you think Thursday is really Friday…..Okay, I’m done. That’s all the love I can give out right now.