August 2012
13 posts
Not going to be around much for the next two weeks because my baby sister is coming to visit from Arizona and I can’t wait to see her and we always have the best time and we party and laugh and party and party and she will be here in 3 hours and oh my god i am so ex-ci-ted!!!!!!
I’m working my ass off. The Man is laying in the sun. This could potentially not end well, but I’m not going to say anything because I’m the perfect wife. The perfect wife who’s going to go shopping and spend lots of money on herself, the very first chance I get. I’m totally worth it.
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Tonight my boy and his friend are making their New York City debut at The National Underground. So excited for him. So excited for them!!
My new least favorite thing to do: Cleaning mini blinds.
I mean REALLY cleaning them. Like taking them down, and powerwashing them outside, because it really sucked trying to wash them in the bathtub. Trust me, there’s no easy way.
Love the mini blind. Hate the cleaning.
Aw hell, I don’t even really like them.
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
When life gives you weeds, pull em.
When ‘The Man’ turns off the ice maker, turn it back on! Cause we need ice, dammit!!
Why does he keep turning off the ice maker? Does he think he’s saving the planet by limiting the amount of frozen water mounds that cohabitate here? Doesn’t he know that the glaciers are melting and they need...
No More Pencils, No More Books, No More Teachers...
Do you know how good it feels to look at the ‘Back To School’ ads and know that you don’t have to go through all that bullshit anymore? (it feels pretty good)
Do you know how many unused spiral notebooks I have randomly found around my house, in the last few weeks, while cleaning? Enough that if I DID have to shop for ‘Back To School, I wouldn’t have to shop for...
Going Up?
I’ve been cleaning the basement like it’s my job. You see, my baby sister from AZ is visiting in less than a week (pausing for a little squee) She will be staying in said basement. (take it easy, it’s a finished basement, really kinda nice) The thing is, now it’s cleaner and nicer than the rest of my house, so now I want to stay there. I guess it’s time to go up into...
Ooo What's That Smell??
In our little township. (Yes, I said township). They periodically send big trucks out to clean out the sewers. (watch out Ninja turtles!!) These big trucks come, and guys use hook thingys, to take off the sewer caps and then they run hoses or cables or something down the whole length of the street. (I know, right? Interesting stuff). They’ve been doing this for days now. Our street must be...
Where In The World Is JeeNeeBee's Daughter
Yes, it’s that time again. The time when we check in to: “Where in the World is JeeNeeBee’s Daughter”. When we last left you, our world traveler was working safely, from home, in Michigan. Her weekend travels took her to Denver where she did a little work and a little white water rafting. Today she is in Spain. Captains log: August 6, 2012. In case you were wondering, I...
I woke up very early today. Got my cup of coffee and went out to the screened porch. A little slice of heaven! Just me, the blue jays and the goddamn turtle doves.. Oh look, there goes a robin! Anyways, was hoping to catch a storm. Since storms are in the forecast, but they seem to have all gone to the east. Contrary to popular belief, weathermen are not psychic. If they were, they wouldn’t...
So, those last few Summer Shandy’s, of the season, are in my belly. Sorrrrry!!! NOT.
Hold On To Your Straw Hats...
Yesterday I had the worst migraine of my entire life. Today I’m fine. Thanks for asking. I spent my entire morning pulling weeds. (I should’ve probably warned you about the excitement factor of this post, before I started, so you had time to sit down and stuff.) Pulling weeds, down by the road, can, in fact, be very interesting. Walkers stop and want to talk about the different variety...
